you get me! Also, the other night I slept au naturale and I swear to god I had stress dreams all night that my boyfriend’s mother was there. I need a cocoon.

If you really want the best of Kim Fields check out “Living Single”. She made a pretty unlikeable character likeable.

I’m not condoning. I’m saying I understand why people could get violently angry.

They didn’t think it was a bomb. Or they would’ve evacuated the school. They thought he’d a Muslim kid who’d back down. They picked the wrong one. Love it.

They never thought it was a bomb. If they ever genuinely thought it was a bomb, they would have evacuated the school and called the SWAT team. They wanted to intimidate Ahmed’s family because his father is an outspoken advocate of Muslim-Americans in an openly racist community.

“more insufferable mom blogging” is the funniest possible reaction to this piece, i love it

Mr. Wickham could take me off to Gretna Green anytime. And get my gretna greens off, ifyaknowwotimean

OH DANG. He’s one of those “fine wines” kinda guys... even better with age!

I get if you’re passing through or by and just see them in the park, totally. Reading this story I thought to myself how I’m at the park at the same time every day so I’d never have realized if anyone had stayed longer than that hour or two window. But I do think I would notice if I was at the park and saw a woman…

I took my husband’s name because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life correcting people. And I feel like we are a cohesive family unit along with our kid. So yeah, I fully admit that I played into the patriarchy.

That’s an extremely interesting theory (and I would love to see that documentary), but aren’t the females of very many (though of course, not all) mammal species naturally a bit smaller than the males? I mean, it could also just be how we tend to be built, as a species. Still, very interesting to think about.

Idk the guys I’ve dated who have been around my height have generally been better boyfriends. A dude who’s 5’7 usually has to have a better personality than the taller guys to get laid (by me, anyway). Being shorter isn’t a “no,” it’s just not a big turn on. 😱

It’s an expression of privilege. She sees this as solidarity, whereas its just another in the THOUSANDS of cuts sustained by our collective culture on fat people. She doesn’t realize you see her at a weight you haven’t been since childhood, or a size you couldn’t even COMPREHEND attaining as “fat” and you think “what…

Talk about a red flag. I don’t think I could date someone who never masturbated. Just...they don’t even understand or enjoy their own bodies. It's not healthy.

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

Damn. I’m gonna miss him so hard. Look at him ‘Murrica, he’ll always be the one you didn’t realize was good for you.

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

Can someone make a dating site for people who want to find a husband just like him??

I don’t have children but it’s the one thing I want most in life speaking honestly. The way he describes his daughters are how I would hope any child of mine turns out. If they have kindness and respect for others as well as a sense of self worth then I know I'll have done something good for them and the world. My…

“When Michelle and I came into office....”