It just occurred to me that you are using eyeliner and not a Sharpie.

I don’t know man. I was ignorant in my youth about a lot of things, but not about music. IMHO (that’s what the kids say right?), in your teens music is key to being cool. I remember that the coolest kids were always the ones who could talk about current and previous generations of artists. I would hope that these kids…

One day I’m going to find you and I’m going to hang out with you and there is nothing you can do about it.

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

I am the father of two boys and I am appalled that she is not in prison for this calculated sexual predation. People whose sex drive is misdirected toward children in such a fundamental way cannot change their behavior. They are hard wired for this shit and should get life.

THIS. She is clearly not a fit parent if she’s using her kids to recruit victims. Poor moms live in fear of getting their children taken away for letting them go to the park alone, but this lady makes her kid an accessory to her crime and gets to keep them? Bullshit.

Active and passive.

I hate this woman.

Right?! Don’t you just want to go up to her all like “excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice.”

Read an article on Jez about how lemon water “gets your metabolism going” as if that’s a fucking thing

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse all fucking day. Err day. My daughter just turned 2, so not potty trained (ugh). She’s in the “MINE” phase. Everything I touch to get her ready for school she grabs it and says, “MY BOW! MY COMB! MY SHOES!” then she has to be carried to the car. God forbid the princess walk. So because I seem to…

Don’t tell me that. The only thing keeping me going is pretending that when she’s four, she’ll behave like a person.

I may be misreading, but this makes it sound as if his actual peep is average and therefore maybe disappointing given his body bulk. No?

allowed to play outside at a water park

Probably just that they have had properly applied sunscreen for most of their lives.

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them!

“They have pristine, very fair and unclimatized skin,”

Seriously.

Agreed.The words “legitimately terrible” and “booboos” don’t usually go hand in hand.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.