I didn’t appreciate this shit! Not one IOTA!

I feel you hard. It’s awful when it’s your fellow black ppl making the assumptions. We are used to white ppl doing it but dang. I just started a new job and was really happy when my manager’s (who is pretty senior) admin, a fellow black woman, was CLEARLY over the moon to see that as a younger black woman I’d gotten…

Exactly! *whew* At least ONE other person actually got the point of this guy’s invocation of an emoji.....

Hey! We Olds gave you the internet! Get off my fucking lawn!

I used to be a personal trainer, and we were taught about this phenomenon from the perspective of cardiovascular risk, in terms of approaching our clients of color with the understanding that their actual cardiovascular risk was increased over the standard statistics that were taught in the textbooks, so we should be…

Senator Whitehouse is on to something. Republicans oppose the Affordable Care Act, but when asked what they would replace it with the answer is \_(ツ)_/. The GOP says the VA is broken, their plan to fix it is \_(ツ)_/. Some Republicans are running to all available media to say that the Iran deal is horrible, and instead…

I realize ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ might have posted a few controversial comments, but being killed by Congress in response just seems to be governmental overreach to me.

I don’t know what Emma’s reacting to there, but I love her expression and she is perfect.

“It’s a graphic that we worked with the Senate Democratic leadership to put together...”

I was in high school in the 90’s and I always thought the dark lip-liner was ugly as sin. I didn’t wear anything but LipSmackers rootbeer flavored gloss and I still don’t really know how to wear lipstick so consider the source. However, girls in my high school wore what looked like taupe eye-liner around their mouths…

Definitely messed up. How many attorneys are there? Unless there are dozens and dozens in one office there’s no excuse for the receptionist not to know who you are. And if there are dozens and dozens she shouldn’t have assumed anyway.

She’ll always be Sue Ellen Crandell to me.

Oh god me too. And I’m not even a Reese fan, but she has this sociopathic sparkle in her that makes her believable/compelling in characters like Elle Woods and Tracy Flick.

This is insane.

it could be worse. my dad turned to me incredulously one day when I was maybe 20 and was like, “you know, I think we got off easy with you. most teenage girls whine about wanting expensive shoes and bags. you just want gadgets like smartphones and faster computers. that’s smart.” my fashion-loving mom let out a little…

Kipenzi was born in captivity. She was never wild. There are several sub-species of giraffe that are endangered. Zoos are critical in species preservation.

But I was already farting with abandon.

I cannot remember who pointed it out to me so I am on a mission to share the good deed. I am the Inigo Montoya of Kinja.

The star problem is solved by clicking to the side but I don’t know the trick for other issues.

This is what happens when you pull your pants up and tuck your shirt in.