Have you ever tried pouring water into your cheerios?

The unsweetened version is 30 calories, and I think it tastes better.

I sent this to Hon. Kara Brown, as this is doctoral thesis levels of you-know-what.

Science editor-in-chief Marcia McNutt responded to the letter, noting that the two publications have had “a couple of missteps, which we regret.”

So we’ve decided to go with Active Bitch Face? ;)

-___- go away

This whole thing upsets me because I feel like we had such a good thing going on, commenter community-wise, and now it’s kind of ruined. Good people have been banned, other good people are leaving, and it genuinely makes me sad.

It took longer than I’m proud to admit to realize that was a perspective shot.

I’m a super happy, super social drunk, but... I also lose my inside voice. Completely. People across the bar can hear me. People across town can probably hear me. So... Nutty Poppins?

I want to go drinking with you.

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…

I wonder what they call people who get so sleepy after a beer or two that having one at lunch becomes an impossibility.

The five-year-old and her heroic Minon had been playing in her bedroom when she fell backwards out of a nearby window.

Seriously every time I see this story I think of this gif

shouldn’t you be over on i09 trying to destroy the moon or something?

That’s the dumbest superhero power ever!

Even if the job is ok and they offer tuition reimbursement, it won’t come for free. First you loose 12,000$/year. Second you very likely find a paragraph in your agreement that binds you to the company for a certain amount of time. If you’d quit before they would ask the tuition fee back.