But...he can play. Just not on defense. Wtf?

And Soto wasn’t anywhere near their clubhouse anyway. He’s a minor league nobody. He wasn’t even in the majors. God damn it.

Soto was not on the Cubs’ World Series roster. In fact, he has never even played for the Cubs. His only experience ever in the majors was 3 innings last year for the Indians. He was in the Cubbies’ minor league system, sure, but there is no situation in the universe that would have led to him being part of their…