UK Update:

As I was reading all of those highly irrelevant tangents I found myself thinking “how did we get here? The premise of this article is how this poor dude winds up inexplicably inside of a Target store and purchases things he hadn’t intended to...oh.” Well played.

My aim is to cast a shadow of doubt on the FISA court process in general, because I believe it to be unconstitutional.

Wrong Kennedy.

When my grandson comes home from school, I usually greet him with, “Hey, buddy. How you doing? Did you learn anything interesting today?” But he’s 5 and so everything at school is still interesting to him, and he’s glad somebody wants to know. I know it’ll pass but I’m enjoying it while it lasts.

I’m still bitter about this. Obama should have said fuck McConnell, sent Garland to the Supreme Court, and let the other eight justices settle the dispute.

In a similar vein, it’s common sense that the President shouldn’t be stonewalled from nominating a god damn Supreme Court justice over a god damn year from the god damn election. God damn it.

Not sad at all!

Is it sad to say that as an extremely single 33 year old, the fact that she’s 49 and having a baby gives me real hope that I might be able to do this?

The good news (no air-quotes are needed because it is actually good news), is that we’ll be back here like we always were going to be, only now the GOP aren’t going to be able to hold poverty-level children hostage, and are going to have to convince voters that they’re holding a overwhelmingly popular program hostage…

You guys remember the last shutdown, don’t you? When we were all outraged that the Republicans were using millions of federal employees as a political football, intentionally inflicting serious economic harm on all those families over some bullshit? Of course, they were trying to defund Obamacare, and we’re trying to…

Would watch, gotta admit.

Yeah, I thought Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! said it pretty well on the show yesterday: when someone crashes a car into your house, you don’t fix it by crashing another, nicer car into it.

Rogen is also happily married and made a very moving speech about Alzheimers disease to the congress. His wife’s mother has early onset Alzheimers. He just seems to be more of a mench than Franco and Apatow, he seems to have grown up, whereas they haven’t

Go fuck yourself assuming anything about me. I am not sick of my tax dollars helping the poor. I am sick of them supporting a growing, absurdly powerful oligarchial plutocracy. This includes the absurd military budget and all the other bullshit used to line the pockets of the elite in the guise of gov’t funding.

I have some sympathy for the ill-informed and self-deluded. I’m not so inclined to make excuses for the people who are willing to sell out the “them” for a little bit more for “us” when the stakes are this high. I’m not sure if I’d go so far as calling someone evil, but there’s something very ugly at the heart of…