All I got from this is the shocking realization about how long it has been since I’ve seen a beautiful penis in person. They have been decidedly underwhelming lately.

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

You’re welcome! I’ve seen other similar resources, but this one seems the most straightforward so far. The only major thing missing seems to be that it doesn’t suggest state-level issues (such as the new spate of bills targeting protesters) to call about.

Manning’s op-ed is definitely not that critical but my initial thought was also “fuck Chelsea” (and I was generally empathetic towards her despite having mixed feelings about her release....). She’s just handed the fascist right talking points to bash Obama with for the next week.

I’ve only recently started reading his tweets. Previously I would just see or hear about them in news stories. Now, I’ve been making a point of calling and writing my representatives more (5calls.org is an amazingly useful resource I suggest everyone check out for this), but I’ve also been replying to Trump’s tweets,…

The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

“Hang in there Barry, its almost over, and you can smoke a joint as soon as the plane gets to California”

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…

Given that he claims he “should never have been released from prison” and she’s, you know, still in prison for a few months, I’m not sure he actually knows anything about Chelsea Manning.

This is absolutely mind-boggling to me. Normal adults often don’t even have time for a few minutes of television daily and THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT (?!). I will also just never get over the fact that the man who holds the most important office in the world tweets infantile word detritus to the tune of 140 characters…

In other Trump media news...

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

Expect a new set of executive orders designed to prevent women from marrying men who are no good for them, or men with former wives who have disappeared under suspicious circumstances.

And she lies.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

She was also shrill!

I think there was another person who’s called Obama a weak leader... I can’t quite remember who... For some reason I keep picturing an orange balloon, half inflated, farting angrily out of it’s opening.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

Do you ever see a Donald Trump tweet and wonder, What could he possibly be going on about now, and hope against all hopes maybe it’s part of some bigger plan you’ll understand one day? No—he’s not that smart. He’s just tweeting the chyrons he sees on Fox News.