Jason Chaffetz’s heart is most decidedly not in the right place. I notice he is not telling insurance companies to not buy new iPhones — no, he’s endorsing a plan that lets those companies write off the multi-million dollars salaries of their CEOs (ACA capped the deduction at $500K). Are you happy to be subsidizing…

This is the silver lining in this awful story for me. I am completely amazed that Georgia pursued this case, used these laws to convict, and actually gave hefty sentences to these assholes.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

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Protest. Call your representative and other members of the Congress. And stand for election. Look up your district, if a Republican ran unopposed last time contact your DNC HQ and offer to stand up. Remember, this is how the tea party hijacked our government: riding a wave of resentment during a midterm election.…

John Lovett in a Beavis mask!

This sucks. The majority of our congress already hates women, and VAWA so I hope they don’t get any ideas.

This is actually perfect... a Trump vs Trump debate using his actual words. Since he’s still campaigning.

Get a drag queen from Drag Race to play Ivanka. That would piss him off.

I’d love to see Conway played by Iggy Pop since that’s basically how she’ll look in 4 years after serving under Trump. Her soul will be reflected in her outward appearance.

Reading about how Carson took Trump to various urban communities and how Trump found residents to be “incredible people” reminds me of the reaction Bill O’Reilly had when he had dinner with Al Sharpton at Sylvia’s in Harlem. You can tell how out of touch he was with dealing with ordinary black people when he talked…

No, its as simple as the department has the word “urban” in it, and “urban” means black people. That’s why he appointed a black person to it.

Jon Lovitt as Kellyanne Conway.

Or if he’s not available Willem Dafoe.

He could have been Secretary of State

Or one of the particularly haggard aged rock stars. Steven Tyler.

Not necessarily. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a male or a female that plays Kelly Anne Conway, what matters is that it’s a goat.

I read an article yesterday about cross-gender casting (specifically regarding the Spicer sketch, but it gave a nice little rundown of how men-dressed-as-women is a go-to for yuks), which rightly pointed out that there’s an extra bite to the rabid press monkey being portrayed by a woman. I love it. I wallow in how…

It’s almost too bad they already have a great Trump, because he’d really lose his shit if Rosie O’Donnell were in the role.