Crash and Burn and their buds at it again!

Jason Chaffetz’s heart is most decidedly not in the right place. I notice he is not telling insurance companies to not buy new iPhones — no, he’s endorsing a plan that lets those companies write off the multi-million dollars salaries of their CEOs (ACA capped the deduction at $500K). Are you happy to be subsidizing…

This is the silver lining in this awful story for me. I am completely amazed that Georgia pursued this case, used these laws to convict, and actually gave hefty sentences to these assholes.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

My husband was diagnosed with cancer in 2013. Thanks to the ACA, his insurance company was not allowed to drop him from his policy for daring to cost them money. Because of that, the out-of-pocket medical bills (while still in the thousands of dollars) didn’t bankrupt us.

For those lamenting their costs: do you have a state exchange? No? Then blame your GOP state for sabotaging the ACA rather than helping you.

A public option would introduce more competition. You should call your representative.

It begins...

John Lovett in a Beavis mask!

This is actually perfect... a Trump vs Trump debate using his actual words. Since he’s still campaigning.

Get a drag queen from Drag Race to play Ivanka. That would piss him off.

I’d love to see Conway played by Iggy Pop since that’s basically how she’ll look in 4 years after serving under Trump. Her soul will be reflected in her outward appearance.

Jon Lovitt as Kellyanne Conway.

Or if he’s not available Willem Dafoe.

He could have been Secretary of State

Or one of the particularly haggard aged rock stars. Steven Tyler.

Not necessarily. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a male or a female that plays Kelly Anne Conway, what matters is that it’s a goat.

I read an article yesterday about cross-gender casting (specifically regarding the Spicer sketch, but it gave a nice little rundown of how men-dressed-as-women is a go-to for yuks), which rightly pointed out that there’s an extra bite to the rabid press monkey being portrayed by a woman. I love it. I wallow in how…

It’s almost too bad they already have a great Trump, because he’d really lose his shit if Rosie O’Donnell were in the role.