Bernie pushed me the fuck away early when I was deciding who to choose. I thought he was okay but then he just went on like a broken record with his trickle-down social justice and I realized he was going to dupe a lot of wypipo and hurt us all for the sake of his ego (he wanted to be the Revolution so, so much). He’s…

You’re talking about the middle-aged woman who wore Adam Ant’s concert gear to the inauguration of an American president?

Heheh, I thought when you meant “too old for the fake blonde look”, that you were heading down the Kellyanne Conway road, and were heading it off at the pass... but it sounds like you have plenty of haircolor playtime down the road before you gotta worry about too much grey. :)

ROCK THE GREY! ROCK THE GREY!

Pretty sure she was created from a strand of Trump’s nasty hair. You know, like Eve from Adam’s rib, but more putrid.

But we need to fight over ideological purity!! If somebody isn’t my perfect candidate I’m going to take my ball and go home!

Great idea! I suggest a title: Ugly on Every Level: How I “Styled” Kellyanne Conway.

I actually spend no time worrying about taking the high road with this crap. I think the obsession being noble is one of the biggest problems hamstringing Democrats.

I whole heartedly believe that there is some liberal DC stylist who is trolling Kelly HARD by destroying her hair and putting her in that inauguration day Paddington Bear costume. One day he/she will write a tell all, and I will pay full retail price for it.

Don’t need make up skills when you just need a skin suit to zip into.

She has the arid look of a lifelong chainsmoker.

I recently learned she’s only 50. I was shocked. She could get away with senior citizen prices, no questions asked.

Are you implying Conway is an animated corpse and that is why her hair is so horrible?

What’s scary is she just turned 50 on Friday and she already looks like an old 75. That’s what happens when you work for Cruz and then Orange Hitler.

Moisture is repelled by her mere presence.

when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians...it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

I think she’s one of those “blonde at any cost” people, and the bleach is destroying her hair. Her hair is also very thin- you can see her scalp. She could really just give up the ghost and get a good wig, although at this point everyone would know it was a wig.

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

I’m assuming Trump died of a heart attack halfway into his Nov 9th “concession” turned tirade.