I want to piss in his piggy little eyes.

Yates is a badass.

Is this not, word for word, what these idiots ripped into Pelosi for saying? Jesus fuck, these guys have the memories of the dumbest fish in the aquarium.

Thing is, I use two different computers at work and one at home and never bothered to get the kinja key, so there are three accounts of me on here and I never remember which one posts what to whom. I avoid talking to myself, though. :)

I actually forgot about that.

*Kremlin Boogaloo.

Reread your post.

Fatass is one word. Is there anything at all you do that isn’t plagued by failure and or/sadness?

You just sort of shove your hand up your own ass, dig around a bit, and then throw whatever you find at the screen, huh?

Seems like I am at at least 50%, according to your last post...

Wait, you’ve sipped your own piss before?

I’d like to take a stab at his batch.

“Tune in to see if the water you’re drinking might be-”
*commercial*
“-totally fine.”

How quick was the turnaround, though? From the info being sent to verify to the response. Was it suspiciously fast?

Fair enough, but she delivered this with all the hallmarks of event / reality tv, so it isn’t just the fault of the viewer.

Because there was literally a countdown clock ticking away the moments until . . . something?

Didn’t you say you were Hispanic? Also, do you think all African Americans speak exactly the same? That’s painting with very broad brush, y’all.

Are you from a hog farm in rural Kentucky? Because otherwise, it comes across as pretty bullshit. But hey, you do you, Jethro Bodine. Tell Granny and the gang from Hooterville that Enos finally got his bunion sawed off.

It doesn’t? By all means, please explain what ‘y’all’ is supposed to be a signifier for, then.

You use “Y’all” and you are accusing people of sounding dumb? You are deliberately chosing to type out a dated, faux-folksy idiom that makes you sound like Sarah Palin trying to fit in at a rib eating contest.