I still say he would make one of those foppish squeaks of indignation you see in those turn of the century Musketeer movies when someone backhands him.

The Trump boys got fewer chins than a Belfast phonebook. 

Finally! Someone on Kinja is covering the World Series. Too bad there’s not a site for that.
Clover, I enjoyed your article. I’d like to discuss one quote:
“there could be three teams out there to make it more interesting.”. Though I’m a baseball fan and I wouldn’t like this, I would like to watch a sport between three…

I tried to watch the game last night, but could not find a website to tell me what time it started. So I was unable to watch.

Yo, congrats to you and the rest of your crew for standing up for what you believe in.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Why is only him? And Sean Spicer during the last weeks of his tenure

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

You missed the whole “racist backlash to the 1619 Project”, didn’t you ...?

I’ve met Riley. Good dude. This upsets me, greatly. He’s forced to resign (or chooses to resign) for tweeting about racism, while there’s an open racist in the white house tweeting his racist beliefs daily. d’Hell?

That tweet by Kelly... the flag stands for freedom but I’m glad they fired him for speaking his mind, which is a freedom guaranteed by the constitution of the country that the flag represents and I like those freedoms.

I listened to the Wait Wait podcast and they explained that Doug’s title is officially Benevolent Overlord. It’s in his contact. He was promoting someone whose name I can’t remember to Executive Producer and they said that was his title and you can only have one EP. So he said he didn’t care, pick something. So they ma…

I’ll give you the suggestion I had for replacing Kevin Spacey in House of Cards:

Serious suggestion: Jennifer Aniston should replace her and no one notices.

Finally gave into Stavros’s wiles and absconded with him back to Greece

She got into USC on a rowing scholarship. 

Does it have to be with your sister?

Anyone who says a bunch of vile shit and tries to play it off as satire or shitposting can go straight to hell. It’s not an acceptable excuse.