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Burner II: Electric Boogaloo
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Where does this pile of animated dogshit live?
Asking for a friend.

Like Dylan’s dad!?

“Welcome to the Hio Family, Secrata Arson!

incredible time saver : roll all the ingredients into a ball and hammer them up your butt with a rubber mallet.

“I’m just asking questions!”

Oh sure, the Jewish Socialist candidate would have done smashingly up against Agent Orange. Pfft.

How far are we from Crazed Riker screaming about the Borg taking over the quadrant?!

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Sweet jesus. I don’t even know what to say. I feel like I woke up in “Spock has a beard” territory.

Wait - Puzder was married to Howard Stern?

And then she bought a wedding dress, but it was covered in formaldehyde, and all her skin melted off, and then spiders . . .

She had her soul botoxed when they resculpted her face.

As we have seen today, the rules don’t matter anyway, so why bother posting at all? Don’t like the rules? Ignore them. Need a quorum? Who cares. We are a week away from people pounding each other in Congress.

Holy fuck. I have heard better speeches for Freshman class treasurer. What a fucking clown. And he’s forever going to be in our textbooks, on those little souvenir rulers . . . I read what he says and it honestly makes me want to cry.

Followed by “The Waste Land.”

Wow, you whizzed that one right down your leg.

Get ‘em!

“That guy is fucking nuts so don’t vote for him” is a solid sell to me. Have you not been paying attention? He is fucking nuts.

What do you think the electoral college is?

So you think Hitler took power and in the first week opened up death camps? Sounds like you need to read better history books.