Yates is a badass.

maybe he had ‘em 3d printed to look like his old ones from back home? Where do you suppose he gets the batteries, anyway?

Meh. And blah voice acting. Plus, “good one, pal”? It doesn’t feel right.

Using James’ “Sit Down” was distractingly weird. I get it - the word sit is in the song, but jesus. Why not just have a loop of Ralph Malph yelling “sit on it, Potsie”? It would hardly be worse in terms of tone friction.

The guy that jokes about raping and murdering women? Solid opinion.

“. . . H.G. Wells’s War of the Worlds are already familiar with the particular brand of terror known as backward contamination; basically, it’s the idea that we—the humans—act as vessels for dangerous hitchhikers, unintentionally bringing a deadly bug back to Earth.”

Humans never left the planet in War of the…

Cave Dwellers? Well, there’ll be miles o’Keefe up there, anyway.

Is this not, word for word, what these idiots ripped into Pelosi for saying? Jesus fuck, these guys have the memories of the dumbest fish in the aquarium.

Thing is, I use two different computers at work and one at home and never bothered to get the kinja key, so there are three accounts of me on here and I never remember which one posts what to whom. I avoid talking to myself, though. :)

I actually forgot about that.

*Kremlin Boogaloo.

Reread your post.

Fatass is one word. Is there anything at all you do that isn’t plagued by failure and or/sadness?

You just sort of shove your hand up your own ass, dig around a bit, and then throw whatever you find at the screen, huh?

Seems like I am at at least 50%, according to your last post...

Wait, you’ve sipped your own piss before?

I’d like to take a stab at his batch.

I walked out of it and they were showing it on my flight to Reykjavik

“Tune in to see if the water you’re drinking might be-”
*commercial*
“-totally fine.”

How quick was the turnaround, though? From the info being sent to verify to the response. Was it suspiciously fast?