Fair enough, but she delivered this with all the hallmarks of event / reality tv, so it isn’t just the fault of the viewer.

Because there was literally a countdown clock ticking away the moments until . . . something?

Didn’t you say you were Hispanic? Also, do you think all African Americans speak exactly the same? That’s painting with very broad brush, y’all.

Are you from a hog farm in rural Kentucky? Because otherwise, it comes across as pretty bullshit. But hey, you do you, Jethro Bodine. Tell Granny and the gang from Hooterville that Enos finally got his bunion sawed off.

Sort of weird you bothered replying, then, isn’t it?

It doesn’t? By all means, please explain what ‘y’all’ is supposed to be a signifier for, then.

You use “Y’all” and you are accusing people of sounding dumb? You are deliberately chosing to type out a dated, faux-folksy idiom that makes you sound like Sarah Palin trying to fit in at a rib eating contest.

Where does this pile of animated dogshit live?
Asking for a friend.

Where’s the cue or clue that this is said ironically?

Like Dylan’s dad!?

You think most lawsuits come from regular suit-wearers? I should introduce you to my junkman hoarder neighbor. He has Trump-level lawsuit numbers, largely from him trying to break his ankle on a curb and sue the city. But sure, skaters are a monolithic group that is uniformly too cool to sue.

gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmee

“Welcome to the Hio Family, Secrata Arson!

incredible time saver : roll all the ingredients into a ball and hammer them up your butt with a rubber mallet.

“I’m just asking questions!”

Oh sure, the Jewish Socialist candidate would have done smashingly up against Agent Orange. Pfft.

Well, the first Aftermath book was so bad it made me not give a shit about the next two, so I guess I’ll have to beg to differ. I can’t put my finger on it, but Wendig seems like he’s trying to hard - everything is artificially grandiose, i think. It feels like he is writing young adult fiction for adults, if that…

How far are we from Crazed Riker screaming about the Borg taking over the quadrant?!

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Sweet jesus. I don’t even know what to say. I feel like I woke up in “Spock has a beard” territory.