Some grandparents are assholes.

Men.

Thanks for the update. We’re all counting on you.

Woody’s next flim, Rifkin’s Festival (starring Gina Gershon & Christoph Waltz) finished shooting last August. And don’t be surprised when another publisher (with no ties to Farrow) buys his book. In fact, Woody may even get a better deal thanks to all this free publicity.

Why stop at McCarthy when you can go full Stalin?

How’s the weather in Moscow?

Ka-ching!

It’s not just you. It’s America.

Or like something you’d hear in a Sheryl Crow song.

Considering that one of those “white males in their late 70s” is a Jewish socialist, then yes, progress indeed!

You have upset no one, and no one is coming after you.

If that’s too hard for you, maybe you should sit this one out.

If he’s the nominee I’ll vote for him, but I will never forgive him for that.

And they would be correct.

Boo hoo.

Nope. It’s literally everyone. Even your friends and family. They’re just too polite to say it. Fortunately, I’m not.

Technology became a “thing” in the Stone Age.

Men have been writing songs about women and their bodies for decades

America couldn’t care less about your nonplussed feelings. 

Aw, don’t rain on Jezebel’s parade. They need to savor every “victory” they can before Trump gets re-elected.