Having to read “Plasco-Flaxman” over and over made me more mad than the tweet itself. :/

we live in the Biff version of Back to the Future 2.

The “view as” feature has since been turned off

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

Hey, are you the Izzy who’s so good at typing in Penguin Island?

Isn’t that for the Ultimate Team thing, which unlike most other things EA said was completely optional, is actually completely optional? If you’re a single player, the main parts are great, if you’re a normal multiplayer guy, the normal multiplayer is okay, and if you’re a dumb whale, you have Utimate Team. So it…

Danny’s story is probably the strongest of the three here, but Kim’s is also excellent.

These are such soft pitch questions that this more constitutes a lack of basic cultural awareness than lack of video game knowledge.

Not gonna lie. I’m mostly just excited for 2064 Read Only Memories. It looks really fun and interesting like a classic adventure game.

Eh, I’m always happy to try out new stuff, but these multiplayer-only games are disappointing.

I thought Friday the 13th was no longer supported because of licensing issues.

Chevy was a fucking douchebag 15 years before this waste of air was born. 

‘Chase’s recent rant about SNL being “the worst fucking humor” ‘

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

Please leave the Pete Davidson posts to Jezebel.

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

thanks sweetie, but the presidents and prime ministers who ATTEND the UN summits are not.

Good, old fashioned American racism from a white guy who is, at most, four generations removed from ancestors who came to this country speaking minimal English and were subjected to exactly this type of shit.

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.