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i laughed my ass off at that bit

Forktrucks are not the machine for the job...

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

Now he can Smash

Sounds like a lot of the issue here is they think on some level this is just a job, such as the whole “maternity leave” comment. Even if there was mandated maternity leave in the US like in the UK they still wouldn’t be entitled to it like they seem to think.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad

Most porn and most aspects of the porn industry are aggressively unsexy. 

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

This is why piracy reigns supreme. 

Everyone, just do the world a favor and don’t make public marriage proposals anymore.

I cant see how they could pass up changing the easter egg to be a loving memorial to a grandmother who introduced a fan to spider-man, a hero who was raised by a loving grandmother.

Tiny circles tho

They wanted to do that, but Fallon couldn’t keep himself from giggling and making cute faces.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

Why didn’t you call me Stephen?

Did you just admit to fucking a 17 year old while you were 24?

What can you say?

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24?