Not gonna lie. I’m mostly just excited for 2064 Read Only Memories. It looks really fun and interesting like a classic adventure game.

Eh, I’m always happy to try out new stuff, but these multiplayer-only games are disappointing.

I thought Friday the 13th was no longer supported because of licensing issues.

Chevy was a fucking douchebag 15 years before this waste of air was born. 

‘Chase’s recent rant about SNL being “the worst fucking humor” ‘

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

Please leave the Pete Davidson posts to Jezebel.

This might be a case of “new pot, meet ancient kettle.”

thanks sweetie, but the presidents and prime ministers who ATTEND the UN summits are not.

Good, old fashioned American racism from a white guy who is, at most, four generations removed from ancestors who came to this country speaking minimal English and were subjected to exactly this type of shit.

“testicles shrink and expand depending on the temperature in the game world”

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

Get your Snake-Oil Cards here!

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

Now he can Smash

Sounds like a lot of the issue here is they think on some level this is just a job, such as the whole “maternity leave” comment. Even if there was mandated maternity leave in the US like in the UK they still wouldn’t be entitled to it like they seem to think.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Most porn and most aspects of the porn industry are aggressively unsexy. 

This is why piracy reigns supreme.