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I proposed to my hubby, in the sense that while at burning man, I drunkenly suggested that if we got married, we would get my parents off our backs and also get a lot of new kitchen gadgets. He drunkenly agreed with me. We have been married for almost 4 years and my parents quit accusing us of living in sin finally.

Oh man, so much of this is good... but this? This is incorrect.

I'm upset whenever anyone I meet isn't a dinosaur.

then consider responding with your picture and height.

I had to explain to my mother a few days ago what a "mens right's activist" was. Let us keep in mind that my mother does not swear.

Pepsi drinkers are terrible people with terrible tastes.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

More like love at first fanfic!

Ordinarily I'd just dismiss this, but this is HYSTERICAL to me that you're following me around after the post about the nutbar animal liberationist just to make angry comments like this. You do realize your clicks contribute to my continued employment, right? Thank you for them!

I'd like to shine a spotlight on this comment now.

I apologize for bringing South Park into this, but they do make some good points here and there. Have you seen their Easter "special"? It's a Da Vinci Code parody that ends with them installing a rabbit as pope, as the ancient Christians apparently intended.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

My thumbdrive loaded up with portable apps from portableapps.com.

I just googled it and it looks like it starts at $2000+ for just space rental there, not including the catering or alcohol or any other amentities. My wedding venue was around the same and once we added in 125 guests with catering, our venue costs were around $15,000. The entire thing probably came to around $25,000

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever

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