Still the best.

That reminds me, I need to buy Atomic Blonde.

I always thought Sammy Sosa was immigrant up until a few years ago. Turns out, real american.

I hope his heart is successful at stopping.

If you’re hearing voices isn’t that schizophrenia?

I am sorry, I need to send my thoughts and prayers somewhere and those two together provide ample opportunity.

It’s just a whistle now.

In daddy trump’s case, tenhead.

Got caught with the nose candy huh?

Be a billionaire asshole on twitter/real life?

Molest some kids. Maybe they’ll hire you back and give you a promotion.

Republicans need their base strong. Not mentally though.

Hey don’t give hannity any ideas. Oh wait, that’s literally the only idea he has.

Come on white genocide! We need you buddy.

“.... JK!”

So is recalling his words and voting record fake news now?

Where’s Krang!

His criminal skull shape.

Exactly, when I was getting PKed in the Minoc mines in UO no one would ever bother looting the ore I had.

Pfft I’ll take the “God did it” for the easy A.