Stop giving oral sex immediately to my wife. She must have heard about this 10 years ago when we first met.

Channeling his inner Frank.

They expect a thank you card and some chocolates.

What about people who use chat to harass others? Should they not do anything about that?

Such a stupid argument.

People want to go to that shithole?

No. She literally said let’s hope mayweather knocks his head off. While ignoring the fact that mayweather is racist and a repeated woman beater.

Bullshit!

If he had a brain in that orange puff he calls a head he’d know you have to ask a Russian 6 times before they tell the truth.

FMJBW

“Who cares we won mother fuckers! We some can’t get shit done but we won!” - Every republican voter

Wait, am I at risk if I sit next to a woman? Shitshitshitshit.

Nickelback, probably.

The train is in my prayers but fuck Matt Hughes.

Yup, those are definitely the faces of people who have to spend extended periods of time with donald trump.

Yuck. Look at that gross liver-spotted fat sack of shit.

Yeah we got nothin.

“But we won mother fuckers!” - Republicans

Exactly. Like there are loads of male serial killers just out there trying to test themselves against bigger stronger victims.

Jump! You have nothing to live for and no one loves you.