Any baristas out there, just write Drumpf and hopefully their heads will explode.

We know kanye, you’re an idiot. You don’t have to keep reminding us.

Your disclaimer should go ahead of your opinion so we all know not to bother.

Well you just implanted that idea in her head.

Can’t wait for the ladder matches.

Yeah they need save something for 2020 when they need to be re’elected’.

Tend to ignore it but maybe I’ll stop and use it. Can’t keep drinking like this.

Turned out I was wrong, I thought half being deplorable was a bit high. Apparently it was too low.

racist person? yeah donald trump is super racist.

Stupid white trash trying to start a race war? drum up trump support?

Be honest, you just don’t want to receive death threats.

Can I have a name for your cup?

I will. I’ll take up your mantle.

His wife to leave him because she can do better.

I knew I loved Lance Drake Mandrell.

“Small order of fries”

Can we get a status update on #4?

Good day to be a white guy who wants to take over federal land.

Whoa there buddy, just because you want to taste the cheeto doesn’t mean anyone else does.

A damn good teen.