Why shouldn’t he? they probably pay him pretty well.

Not an NFL fan but it seems to me that they think smoking weed is worse than murder, domestic violence and rape, potentially combined.

Thanks white lady for bring this to our attention.

How is this self serving? What are they getting out of it? and you think he’d rather be bombarded with phone calls than some tweets?

Much better on mute.

You’re on jezebel.

This actually seems pretty awesome. Might have to check this game out.

How do you do, fellow kids?

Great now Iam reading it as Fenster from Usual Suspects.

Good on Conor.

Wow, 98% of Americans don’t know where asshole bigots end up?

I’m just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can’t we just give peace a chance? - Ramsey

Grown ups drink it neat or not at all.

Classic misogynist bernie bro tactic.

Not a Bernie Bro or a Hillary Bot... or whatever the condescending term used to describe Hillary fans is since I am sure the alliterative is out. But Sriracha isn’t a bad choice.

Gangway for enhanced foot cycle!

You’d think the whole supports child pornography would be enough, guess they just wanted to cover all the bases.

Yeah why are they being so mean to corporations? They’re people too, friends.

Hmmm that goalie didn’t come out ONCE to spear him.

Ahh justice this is why i respect you.