They seem to have begun. See the beginnings of the fraying via McConnell and Sasse’s statements about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing Bob Mueller from earlier today. No guarantees.

I feel your sadness, but I don’t believe there is growing apathy. Even though I feel utterly beleaguered, this week I sent a letter to Senator Schumer asking him to hold firm on the ACA if the Democrats get called in to negotiate terms with the Republicans, and I sent post cards in to our Governor thanking him for…

Here’s the thing about the Mooch: he’s not just coked-up, he’s irony-deficient.

Thought that was Jared Kushner for a second. I can’t keep all the dead-eyed idiots straight. :(

It’s easy to miss the McCarthyism when it’s surrounded by what cocaine would say if powders could talk, but that’s really the most disturbing part.

One tragedy of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death is he’s not around to play Bannon on SNL.

I’m glad you’re writing the third one. SwampFuckers 2: Revenge of the MotherCuckers was a real step down from the first.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

I’m a member of the 80 and Out Club. Having seen a bunch of elderly relatives go through debilitating fadeouts, I can see that the machine tends to start running down after that point, assuming you’ve been in pretty good shape up til then. My father played tennis three times a week til he was eighty-two, at which…

Hi, longtime lurker, first-time commenter here. I’ve managed to resist the urge to subject Jezebel’s readership to my inane opinions for almost 3 years now but the omission of the Red Hot Chili Peppers entire catalog cannot be abided and should be amended immediately. Otherwise a huge fan of your work. Thank you.

Who is morphing into a whacky-waving-arm-balloon-man according to the picture above. When your head is melting into your torso, maybe it’s time to style your hair in a way that doesn’t obscure whatever neck you have left.

I just want to clarify that Kid Rock is not a human man... he’s a walking STD.

Well, that’s a question isn’t it? Here’s the rub: If Trump unloads Sessions, and then asks Rosenstein to fire Mueller, and he refuses, and then Trump fires Rosenstein, what happens then? When Sessions leaves, who ultimately replaces him as Mueller’s boss? Does Trump’s replacement appointment have to be confirmed…

Wtf - everyday it’s WT-everlovin-Fuck

This is so exhausting, I don’t remember ever the news constantly being like this.

He’s so confusing. He hates civil forfeiture and high bails, but calls the Russian investigation a witch hunt. I just think he is a rare true believer in a game full of people that have no beliefs. Is he stupid? Absolutely. Is he consistent? Surprisingly so. He’s my senator and I hate him, but his bizarre belief…

In ref to one of trumps tweets, how the fuck does HOPE make one richer? “

The only thing preventing me from crying and screaming into my pillow every night is the laughs I get from Kinja comment sections after reading the news. Then again, reading the news is probably why I want to cry and scream into a pillow in the first place. So thank you for the Barf Bag and fuck reality is what I have…

New ethics chief David Apol? When Bernie Madoff is so readily available (pardon implicit)?