“I, Donny T, am coming out today to pardon myself for everything I have ever done, which is nothing, and totally all Hillary and Obama’s fault because they are mean terrible people who bigly tarnished my reputation, but I am not going to own it and am totally innocent.”

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

wow, the first good opinion on this website

$12 life insurance is a thing, for a 21 year old.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Hmmmm ... interesting ...

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

And they seem to forget, in their blind hate of all things Hillary, that he LOST. Without even arguing whether she was a good candidate or not, he lost to the woman that was so “horrible”. Like, he wasn’t even good enough then to be considered the better choice when the people were given a choice.

Finally, some good news.

The only person who should be suffering her ire is the husband for not asking her. I’m not sure this is a serious post. She’s flabbergasted that a pet wanders the house? What does she think pets are supposed to be doing, and where does she think they are supposed to be doing it? One dog should be let loose in the…

Did you say anything to him? Because if you didn’t, then I don’t really see what he did wrong. He asked if he could bring his dog, and was told yes. It’s normal not to keep the dog leashed up the whole visit, and unless his dog caused any damage, letting him wander around shouldn’t have been a big deal. I also don’t…

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

Reminds me of a pet peeve I acquired recently. I’m looking for a house, and as some of you maybe know, the people who stage houses all buy their cheap interior decorations from the same places. So I’ve been seeing tons of these types of rugs, one after the other, every single day.

Hugs are awesome, even if the other person is kind of weird.

I wonder what would happen if a female reporter took this to the extreme and showed up, notebook in hand, in a full burqa? Or perhaps one of those bonnets and old-fashioned dresses the Amish and Mennonite wear?

Edited because I misunderstood Gentildouche’s question, but I am going to keep this up (for general reading) because I am actually angry that people compare Putin favorably to Trump.

I’m sorry, but Obama wore a tan suit to a press briefing. And at one point he put his feet on a desk.

“I fully support the delisting of the Grizzly Bear from the endangered species list. We have seen this animal responsible for too many school massacres to keep allowing it to have this kind of protection.”