Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Go Derps

[stacks cups]

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

Come on, Chip. At least hang it on the fridge for a couple days.

I totally get where Antonio’s coming from.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

Nice hyperbole reply there. No one nearly died.

I flash my brakes at them first 3 times, if they continue to tailgate I slow down until they go around. This is of course on 2 lane roads. On 4 lane roads I am in the right lane 99% of the time (unless passing). Looks like the guy got what was coming to him IMO.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

And now he’s dead.

“Say what you want to about Tony LaRussa . . .”

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Man, must be something in the water.

I fucking hate defending Gary “I know how to ruin hockey like a champ” Bettman, but absent any doctor’s examination from the game, it’s kinda hard to fall back on “the concussion made me do it” - especially since the team doctors let him remain in the game.

Fuck him. He hit him on purpose. Enjoy your vacation asshole.

For generations, the Wideman clan has shown they are slow and dangerous on the ice. Stop letting these guys play!

Ned Yost can go fuck himself. Bees are little shitheads and they can all fucking die for all I care. Did I ever tell you about the time one of the fuckers stung me in the dick? There I was, minding my own business, fucking a beehive in a Target parking lot, when