When I wipe, I like to stand up and clench my buttcheeks together as tightly as possible. Then I time myself on how long before I start chaffing and keep track of my scores. Feel free to use this technique to spice up your bathroom life.

I don’t understand all the “he was CLEARLY concussed how can you not see that” explanations to excuse his actions. He’s skating towards the bench for a line change like he has done thousands of times before. He taps his stick to signal he wants a change before getting to the bench. The linesman is in front of the…