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Burnerette Peters
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This will be grey, but I met him a number of times for my job in the late 00s, when he was dating Heather Locklear. At that point in time: he was definitely not charming, and he tried to get my phone number from my boss when I wouldn’t bite. (She refused, told him she was not my pimp.)

Apparent he has a giant wang, and possibly deals coke.

He seems like a depressed, mean-spirited person who is very full of himself. I’m sure we’re all just projecting based on his roles and comedy, but that’s kind of what we know about him.

GORBACHEV IS STILL ALIVE?!?

That’s just beautiful. Thanks for the link!

That’s a great way of putting it! Brilliant guy, but the lack of humanity bit has always been scary. The weight of all his deeds & misdeeds do not seem to weigh heavily on him.... I mean, shit, he’s outlived almost everyone from the entire cold war.... and you’re probably right about him sleeping like a lamb.

For anyone who’s interested, The Trials of Henry Kissinger is a great documentary. It paints a portrait of a man who is probably literally the devil, and just like the devil you can’t help but admire his brilliance. Kissinger is waaaaay too smart for that Icarus reference not to be shade.

Fuck Ivanka!

Why on earth would you feel sympathy to Ivanka? She is 100% complicit and is making millions of dollars off her father’s horrible policies.

This Shade Court resulted in a spirited conversation in our house educating our 18 YO son on Kissinger, his history and significance. His response at the end of the lesson? “Kissinger owned him.”. I love my son.

Fuck Ivanka! She is just. as. bad. as. her. father.

Someone else may have already mentioned this, but the shadiest element of the Icarus comparison may be that his father Daedalus was a prisoner.

Henry Kissinger has been a prized dinner guest and escort of famous ladies of a certain age for decades. I’ll bet he’s a hoot and a holler, and has many a good story to tell.

Kissinger’s memoirs are approximately seven zillion pages long. Homeboy can write.

Kissinger got a dangerously insecure, anti-Semitic POTUS to make a smarter Jewish man his closest advisor and and he didn’t even have to marry the President’s daughter to get there. No wonder he’s unimpressed by Kushner. Plus, no matter how deservedly abhorrent one could find Kissinger, he is clearly no dilettante.

I can’t actually find a case this applies to this week but I can’t keep sitting on this gif:

I’m in the grays so probably won’t get seen but I must submit this for judgement. Pakistan’s PM was on trial for his implication in the Panama papers. He got off with a ridiculous verdict. Basically another investigative committee. On the same day, the youngest daughter of ex-PM Benazir Bhutto (First female Pakistani

“So, Dorinda is calling Melania a stripper which obviously isn’t true because you know that woman has no rhythm.”

Hearing Kissinger dictate shade in that gravelly-ass voice of his would make it so much better. I detest the man, but I could listen to him read Trump for hours.