I’ve been trying to sign up to join the illuminati but I can’t find a membership page!

People are getting their info from the same places you listed: YouTube and Google. But they only accept the info that confirms their world view, and anything else is a lie perpetuated by the government, or by liberals, or by women, or by scientists with an agenda, or or or.... and so they can dismiss it as “fake news”…

If you want to watch something fun, go to mid-upper Alaska during the summer and stay up all night long. You’ll watch the sun set (more or less) in the West, track around North, and then rise again in the East.

There are people who decide not to blindly accept the word of so-called experts. And that can be a good thing. But you have to couple it with a willingness to go out and find the information yourself, not just to treat your uninformed opinion as fact.

If you pick friggin’ Nixon as the guy to emulate you probably made some other questionable life choices as well...

Extremely punchable.

Oozing smarm from every pore, he oils his way across the floor.

Like a young and skeevy version of Tim Curry.

Gilbert Gottfried, if he mated with a pile of shit.

I can’t figure out who he reminds me of, but it’s always on the tip of my tongue. A little Jimmy Fallon around the eyes, but with the cartoon Grinch’s pointy smile and some David Gest thrown in.

Looks like someone tried to clone Jimmy Fallon, but accidentally poured a bottle of really cheap bourbon into the bio-vats.

There may be a thousand names for Trump but to me this guy will always be a pig-faced dog fucker.

Pretty sure it’s Pence that eats babies. How else do you explain that hair?

Fuck him Fuck him Fuck him

Hey now. We all know that Ted Cruz eats babies...he doesn’t fuck rats. You’re thinking about Paul Ryan.

Still fucking hate Cruz the most I think. But, goddamn, if rat bastard Chaffetz isn’t quickly crawling to the top of my list.

He’s almost making Ted Cruz seem like less of a rat fucker by comparison. ALMOST.

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY