It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.
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Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”
Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”
Yeah that's cool and all but the real story in Fargo is that Alexis Texas is performing st the strip club tonight
“It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.”
Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.
If Ashley's phone had to die so that this blog could live, it was entirely worth it.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE AN UPDATE THAT INCLUDES TURNING THE PHONE INTO A GODDAMNED HIGH POWER FUCKING LASER?
I’ll admit. The first thing I drew was a dick.
It’s not good, but it’s also not terrible. He managed to avoid the all lives matter canard. He didn’t cross any exceptional lines. But, of course, he said that this just isn’t the right venue for protesting.
MMMMMMM....tasty! Now the good Reverend knew a thing or three about a spicy hot takes...and his spicy hot takes come with a heaping helping of indisputable truth!
Take a minor, irrelevant mistake and use it to defend racism: 2016 internet bigotry. Or something.
“Dabo doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. The world sucks, people are assholes, everyone is out to screw you over, all you can do about it use this all of this fucking bullshit as fuel to drive you to win at least 5 national championships.”
I don’t even own an iPhone and I hate you.
bay area + 3 hellas + 16 yr old salesman = independant medical marijuana salesman
When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella
Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?
This story is absolutely not “fucking awesome”. It’s hella awesome.
What did his dad say?
Fantastic.
As a resident, I’m confident the human makeup of this state is a social experiment. EVERY type of person lives here and there is no rhyme or reason as to where they’ll be.