I long for the days when clowns didn’t bother anyone until 26 bodies were found in a crawlspace.

yo, Holmes! Smell ya later!

GO ABC’s!

Josh Donaldson and Edwin Encarnacion combined for 79 homers on their own

I’ve been that person who has had to clean up poop from the walls in a public restroom that somebody left behind. I hope your boyfriend understands how fucking terrible and disgusting it is.

I’m not sure if this is necessarily the longest, but when I was little (around 6-ish) I was on vacation with my family and we went on a submarine. I don’t remember where we were or how long the submarine ride was, but at the end I REALLY had to pee to the point that I remember at least thinking I was in physical pain.…

sup

Why are you guys ignoring the recent clown crime epidemic?

Tube amplifiers. I love tube amplifiers. For guitar or hifi, they destroy anything built in the last 50 years. There is a physical payoff to listening through tubes rather than transistors, even if it’s just playing mp3s through your iPod or phone. Go look in the attic of your boyhood or girlhood home and dust off…

Sorry I read your first sentence and scrolled down to reply immediately, “Are we not doing phrasing anymore?”

pretty sure Jared Allen, while with KC, was the first to state his pre-school

Living near the Libby’s plant that makes 90% of the pumpkin consumed in this country - I can tell you that is in fact a big f’n lie.

I made a butternut squash pie from scratch once. It was the cat’s ass. Too bad that was a lot more work than just using canned “pumpkin.”

Lindsey Vonn is the Dusty Baker of athlete fuckers.

I’m pretty sure it’s all part of the plan to have Carson Wentz replace Manning and Watt as the player your dad looks up to and wishes he had as his son.

Lindsey Vonn’s grip strength is so great she threw out his back giving him a handy.

If those Trojan players had any sense of shame, they’d all agree to take a huge pay cut.

The directions for having a non-fatal encounter with a cop is the same as being in a hostage situation.

Boy adding Rutgers was an absolute coup for the Big 10 I tell you.

It seems Rutgers has a center for alcohol studies. But one of the programs has an unfortunate acronym. http://research.alcoholstudies.rutgers.edu/rapi