A friend said to me “hey, Bengals did ok today!”

Wooooooo 1-0 baby! We’re well on our way to another 10-6 record and soul crushing first round exit!

So instead of investigating how to stop the obvious head hunting by a defense trying to get a QB out of the game by the concussion protocol, they’re going to investigate how to make that easier. Ok NFL.

Given the history surrounding Washington’s football team and its fans I’d say going out with Cousins is exactly what they want.

I never thought she did it until I saw this picture.

I am so eagerly awaiting the wave of hot takes declaring the Broncos favorites to repeat with a first time starter QB.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

I love how in about eight months it’s gone from “Theory: Contrary to popular belief, he has no pages” to “Theory: Contrary to popular belief, he actually has pages”.

I pray his Note’s not a 7, or it’ll be the Sept of Baelor all over again.

Deadspin will not only formally endorse Trump but adopt an institutional pro-Trump stance if he can deliver on this.

Since I’m tired of debating The Winds of Winter release date...When do you think A Dream of Spring will come out?

I will vote for Trump if he can get GRRM to publish Winds of Winter by election day.

is that for moral or taste reasons? here in california, its illegal to eat whale.

Barbacoa

I was on a plane once and I brought along three tacos and as I began to eat them the flight attendant screamed “oh no there is a girl on board who is DEATHLY ALLERGIC!” So I got up, reached for my pocket hammer, smashed the window and tossed them out. The attendant thanked me, but the tortillas went directly into the…

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So many legitimate problems with any issue you can bring up and he goes with ... wait. I see what he did there! I was thinking bad thoughts about Trump and then I started imaging cheese and beef and heavenly smells. Well played Marco, well played indeed.