how did you update the rosters?

The people have spoken, please respect this broken democratic process.

Soo... Lotta Tulsa fans stuffed the ballot box, huh?

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

I had a bowl of cereal this morning, so for the life of me I don’t know where all of these damn onions suddenly came from.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

idk what any of this means

Great Sand Dunes should be in the top 10. That place is seriously mind blowing.

I guess I can see how the Great Sand Dunes don’t rank higher, even if they are a testament to the power of wind erosion. They just play an epic part in the imagination of kids who grow up in Denver. You go with your parents one summer, and remember this awesome and out of place landscape. Then when you turn 16 and…

Yeah. Every park I have been to is tied for first.

Can’t believe you gave #1 to a glory boy park, always showboating with it’s geysers. A disgrace of a list.

One of my favorites is crater lake. I've driven across the country a few times since 2014, and have been blessed to visit a few national parks. Yellowstone is amazing as fuck. And I love rainforests so Olympic is up there as well.

Rank all 413 units, damn it.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

I worked for an English writer who once said “fetch me a fag and a rubber”. I told him he shouldn’t have hired an American assistant.

The Biden debates of the past eight years were TV gold.

I mean, good for her - I just can’t believe she robbed Lochte afterwards.......totally uncalled for.

“It’s not fair, we can’t compete with her innate genetic advantages!”

Well, Jenner is transgender, not intersex, and the IOC has had specific rules around trans athletes since 2004:

They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…