It beats telling the doctor you’re coming off a 48 hour cocaine bender. “Ramen, yeah I ate some Ramen.”

No

Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”

I feel like we should turn this discussion over to an expert.

Thank you Dark Knight

(I came here for the horrible, hilarious Dale Sr. jokes and I was not disappointed)

Well, you just went for it, huh?

His father also donated his brain to science. The doctors had to scrape it off the wall of turn 4 themselves though.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if the sac of the cyst wasn't surgically removed, there's a chance it will come back. So use this as an excuse to fondle yourself every once in a while, and check to see if it starts to grow again.

I has a cyst on the opening of my vagina. It was there for over a decade with no issue, doctor said just leave it unless it gets bothersome because you have to get a catheter inserted to ensure it doesn’t come back, blah blah.

CLEARLY you should’ve had the doctor remove it. I had a pimple or something very near my lady bits (not on them, but like right where the seam of my panties hit) and freaked the fuck out and made a doctor appointment. The day before the appointment, it just disappeared. Spooky.

My husband had a cyst on his sternum. It looked like a really dark third nipple. A Dr. told him it was benign. I don’t know why it occurred to him to do this, but my husband put a warm compress on it and then took a shower and popped it. It left a divot in his chest, but that eventually healed. up.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

I just dry heaved.

That someone is me.

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.

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