Very good chance hes an Irishman, Cheltenham Races always around Paddys Day and they come in their droves, get pissed and lose their shirt... Sometimes their keks and scuds too..

Almost the exact way I do it but without the pine nuts, I’ll have to try adding those in. I also make them much larger, in the fashion of my grandmother of course. Right in the middle of a baseball and a golf ball and packed as loosely as possible while keeping their shape. We also throw some Italian sausage into the…

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oh my god, you're write. Drew is slowly morphing into Simmons. Fortunately for us, there can be only one. So, once the transformation is complete, they will have to fight to the death.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

3872) Any Deadcast

Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast.

My least favorite thing about Deadspin right now is the tease of a new Drew article only to see it’s an ad for a podcast I’ll never check out.

Drew if the “Why Your Team Sucks” are in deadcasts this summer than you have officially jumped the shark

Bad move with the deadcast, rather than a post. How am I supposed to listen to this and the games on my desktop?

Gronk is the ultimate team player.

Ben Coates and Lovett Purnell?

As a Coloradoan who dislikes the Broncos (a lot) I’m having fun telling all the Denver fans I got three words for them. Johnny. Fucking. Football.

They did that. The NFL stuck another team in Cleveland.

Johnny Manziel looks sad. Johnny, why you so sad? The Browns just cut you. Time to celebrate by nose skiing through a mountain of pure Columbian yayo!!

*clicks on link to foodspin recipe*

“Mr. Dairy, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no stars, and may God have…

The milk requires dairies to rape cows and steal their offspring

You’re right, the dairies are self-conscious entities that take forms as avatars and literally forcibly sex themselves with the cows. The dairy avatars must STOP raping their cows! Or did you mean the farmers working at the dairies? Oh, ok, those farmers are forcibly sexing those cows, they drop trow and step onto a…