Fuck Turnip. Seriously, just what the fuck.
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Yeah, I tried that. Then my 3 year old hit our cat with a toy hammer while watching Tom and Jerry. We watch Disney Junior now.
Definitely bro
This was an incredibly dirty play. Talib should be suspended for many games next season. For once, I would support the ginger hammer dropping as hard as possible.
What are your thoughts on the merits of the Northern Illinois University Players Lawsuit against Fan/Kings that was announced yesterday?
Can't win em all, and to be fair, it wasn't my best pun.
If you’ve never been to house party in New Orleans in February, cut a piece of cake and found A FUCKING BABY FIGURINE on your fork, you have missed out on some seriously freaky shit.
King Cake Baby is the creepy Burger King's bastard son.
I love King Cake Baby so damn much.
What a big baby.
There’s never not a good time to shit on Donald Trump, or to mock people who support Trump. Shitting on Donald Trump should be incorporated into marriage proposals, homilies, and the Super Bowl halftime show. A man who, with his dying breath, can shit on Trump or tell family members he loves them, should choose the…
It’s DC. He can pass out drunk and wait for it to melt.
Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”
Speaking of the CFL, it was pretty bad when they had a team named the "Roughriders" at the same time they had a team named the "Rough Riders".
If you spill ketchup or ice cream, you can usually Febreeze the smell away in due time.
You’re probably right in theory, but you’ve missed an important detail - he was driving in Hawaii. That means his car rapidly decelerated from ~15mph to zero, his bowl of ocean creatures didn’t splatter across the dash and fly into the heating vents (which have never been used), it limply fell over into the footwell.
I can't believe he tried dry anal there Chris.
All the Tomsula jokes made me realize something —