The worst thing is that this kid is named Brylan.

I don’t use the term lightly, but I do use the word to put it in terms trump would understand.

I think we can all agree Donald Trump is retarded.

Do you wash your arms? Back? Belly? If yes to all those, why wouldn’t you wash your legs? Same argument could be applied to any of those parts as to the legs.

Taxpayers getting soaked to pay for stadiums for the rich?

This is an old scam. Surprised they don’t do it already.

I’d like to see the skittles ‘meme’ repackaged for cops. Also, for gun nuts.

The culture of police departments in this country is one that normalizes the brutalization of black people and which protects brutalizers from being punished. Cops protect their own, even when their own are murderous thugs.

You say that as though you believe it is somehow relevant to anything.

Is that a dick?

Dear god. I can feel it coming for me.

Does it end “...because I done fucked up”?

So, the Athletic Director, an adult human being, who is (presumably) exceptionally well compensated (to a degree that likely vastly exceeds whatever value he brings to the University), and also (presumably) not a student, but is (obviously) a man-child exercises terrible judgment and does something that may reflect…

The first three are a bit too much, but come on! ‘It’s called debate, not masturbate’ is fucking awesome! Lester Holt should learn that one!

Wrong!

+1 forty time for Adrian’s kids

Gotta pay for peterson’s contract!

WAIT, wait, wait!

What about the pokemon porn?

It’s an opportunity small schools dream of.