Doping. The. PARA. lympics!?

Bears that crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their (human) women

Spectacled Bear. Duh.

It’s a bear’s world. We're just living in it.

These guys are my new heroes.

Ah. That makes (some) sense. These WYTS’s make me start thinking every team makes the worst possible decisions, mostly because so many teams do make so many bad decisions.

Wait, so he destroyed his leg, THEN the 49ers gave him a huge extension?!?

$20 million now beats the shit out of waiting 2 years, then blowing out your knee in a year, then getting diddly squat.

Nobody likes lacrosse.

Aren’t they a good 20 to 50 years too late in trying to use skateboarding and surfing to attract the youngs?

She’s too cute. This works better for the situation.

Nazi Germany’s all I can think of.

*insert ‘why not both?’ meme here*

Oh, how I miss Jim Tomsula. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is. You were with us for such a brief magical time. But, now the niners get to live under the cloud of the Tomsula Curse.

That bear is my hero

There are wishes and then there are WISHES.

The gloves. Any kid can claim the story was about them.

God damn Commies. This is Putins fault, isn't it?

Well, Vegas is where all the big fights are held. The casinos don't mind people leaving the floor the go watch the fight. And the casinos are always trying to find ways to make Vegas more appealing to non-gamblers. Plus, slot machines in the stadium! If a mobst...err...casino magnate like Adelson is in on this scam,…

Wait, since when is it one playoff win? Coulda sworn it was zero.