Didn’t they change their name to “Bulls East”?

Playing with themselves because jay can't perform?

HEY!

Sure thing, little guy

5'10" is not tall.

The best thing that has happened to this franchise since 1966 was when the Browns threw in the towel and moved to Baltimore.

Dreams can come true, but I don't think he'll last that long

Run away

But they allowed the polo, right?!

Well, maybe AAA didn’t know. Maybe AAA’s spouse is a were-bear. You don't know your spouse is a were-bear except during salmon spawning season, when all the were-bears turn into bears and FEAST on salmon. AAA, does your spouse make a trip to the Copper River every year?

Unfortunately, all those people are still around. Thankfully, they are very few in number (though the size of the modern slave trade would surprise most), but all still exist.

I thought we’d be rid of Pokemon by now as well. I shudder to think it could take a generation.

They bought for $2 million 16 years ago and incurred a ton of costs after that, especially in legal and lobbying costs. They had to get laws changed everywhere to grow the sport. Lawyers, lobbyists and politicians cost money.

UFC, I would expect, has an extremely low cost base. Rent for arenas, payments to fighters, which seem to be very low. It’s hard not to turn a profit on an event.

Any word on the Official Brand Sponsors for the wedding? Did the vows include a shout out to a American Family Insurance?

They can fuck.

What you did there, I see it.

You must spend a lot of time there to justify keeping it on tap. Unless it's bottles. Then you're drinking some shit they bought 10 years ago.

Denton canned him. Budget cuts.

Oddly, this sounds more palatable than either Miller Lite and OJ or bud lite lime.