He got shitcanned.

Bud (InBev) bought Miller.

BLL sales just went through the roof in Portland and Williamsburg.

I know. Craft beer makers need to chill with the fruity beer. It’s almost always a terrible idea. Lone exception is Stiegl (not even craft!) Radler. Which is technically fruity soda and beer. Grapefruit soda to be exact. And not super sweet squirt. More like the barely sweetened San pellegrino shit.

This is an icy cold, refreshing take. Pass the BLL (and pour directly into the toilet).

His point is very strong. Drinking Mexican Budweiser (also owned by the great brasilian-belgian conglomerate, if I'm not mistaken) with a lime beats drinking BLL.

What was your first thought when you heard about the Hogan lawsuit? The verdict?

Can you guys find better people for dead cast?Drew and Tim are about as much fun as a sack of potatoes. Maybe hire Trump after he uses up all his money against Clinton.

Who’s dick is smallest? I assume it’s Drew’s since he went on vacation and didn't warn us that there wouldn't be a funbag.

Unlimited vacation is just a scam to make it so you don’t get your unused vacation paid out when you quit. It also means your accounting department doesn’t have to track that shit to record the liability (accountant here). I assume HR tracks how much you use so they can crack down if you take too much.

Right. No one will notice. Unless you advertised a happy hour with passed hors d’oerves or something stupid like that. And even then, they might not notice because alcohol.

Drew,

I watched the video. What this guy ate is WAY tastier and WAY less gross than Cincinnati chili.

I have got to believe GRRM, should he ever put pen to paper again, will do a better job than this. Hopefully this turf of a season inspires him to fix the fucking record.

Re #2. Thank you. I haven’t seen the episode (no HBO access), but it seems like this hot takes are shitty. Seems like her not saying anything would boil down to age doesn’t know for sure that Vale was coming, nor would she know when they are arriving (if they are coming). I’m not a fan of Dinald Rumsfeld, but he was…

If the new season were as carefully constructed as the books, the Vale Army would never arrive, unless they sailed to White Harbor. Going over land means Moat Cailin, one of the easiest forts in all westeros to defend and one of the hardest to capture. The Boltons would not leave Moat Cailin undefended. This is a big…

Wow, that’s a fucking stupidly bad hot take. He’s a god damn child. 5 years old.

Super bowl rings are fugly pieces of .... shit compressed under high pressure for tens of thousands of years or more.

BOOM!

I was expecting Art History. My cousin majored in Art History. Her Dad used to tease her that she was majoring in MRS. She’s still not married (ha! Dad was totes wrong!) and works as a medical billing clerk. My sister has the same job, and didn’t go to college, so she has a crappy house while cuz still lives at home.