One of my high school history teachers, a wise man approaching retirement, told me not to be a history teacher. Because history teachers are a dime a gross.

Econ is a religion. It requires that you only buy into a rigid dogma, and nothing more, unless. You’re doing statistical modeling. Absolutely no critical thinking is required, and is actively discouraged, less you realize there is no God.

Well, Pudon’t.

Major may not matter if you are in the College of Lost And Searching, but for most everyone else, it matters a lor. Be it majoring in elementary or secondary education, any engineering specialty, accounting, finance, etc, it matters.

You should read up on Bloodraven’s history.

Who are these weirdos who buy clothes from Amazon?

Who are these weirdos who buy clothes from Amazon?

No, that's what city boys think. In reality, real men fellate wild animals, to bond with them. That's how I found all my friends.

That's why offensive PI should be a turnover instead.

The kind of guy who doesn’t realize 58,000 Americans died in the Nam because of terrible decisions by Kennedy to enter into a war of choice, by Johnson to escalate a war of choice, and Nixon to have Kissinger scuttle peace talks to extend the war and boost his chances of winning the presidency. The Vietcong may have…

I HAVE A THEORY.

You don't like elves?

What does that make Theon’s dick?

Wrong.

Sounds like baseball people (execs, managers, coaches, players, writers) 10-15 years shitting on sabermetrics. Eventually, most of them either retired, shut up, or came around.

Hell, Malone/Stockton would give them a run for their money.

Or you can just get Jordan/Pippn and crush the thunder under your boot heels.

Best team ever, my ass. The Bulls lost but 3 games during the entire 1996 playoffs.

The real question, I think, is:

I'm pretty sure that's a dick.

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