Margot Robbie can...uh...punch me anytime.

This is the best response.

I laughed my head off, which is a lot better an end than Dale got.

Is that pee, sweat, or jizz all over his groin region?

I didn’t say I watch videos of special guest undressing that were taken without special guests’s knowledge or consent. I’m a sick fucker, but not that sick.

Fair.

I hate you.

Best piece first. Someone will steal it if you don't grab it right away.

Seems kinda like cheating.

Absolutely. I’d just kill some old ass person. Or a bum. One of those white millennial kids with dreadlocks begging for money on the street. Preferably one playing a bongo.

Special guest, there was this one time I did this really embarrassing thing. It involved getting caught with my pants down outdoors at the age of 12, unleashing a horrifying torrent of shit, when I was happened upon by this girl I liked and all her friends. The worst part was getting an erection when I saw her. What…

Sorry Marchman, can't make it Friday, you or Kluwe will need to cover for me.

It's Kluwe

Special guest, which deadspin staffer would you want to have sex with the most? The least?

I’m pretty sure A Dog is Hamilton Nolan (earlier today, I was going to comment on A Dog’s post, and I noticed the reply was to Hamilton Nolan). I very much hope the special guest is not A Dog.

I love to fart. It's one of my favorite things in the world. What's your best farting story?

Dear special guest,

Miller lite is garbage.

I have no problem with batman being grim dark. He is the essence of grim dark.

Unfortunately, this will still make lots of money, and WB execs will high five and talk about how great a job they did.