Not always, but usually. Remember, Deadpool got a kiss of death February release.

It’s going up against the sweet 16 and elite 8 this weekend.

I had a bad feeling about Deadpool given the February release.

And yet, it sounds WAY better than I expected.

I just skip the first date and start with the second. Easier that way.

I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

I have a mortar and pestle. A pretty big one. Not guac size, but big.

On the set of The Hangover: UK

This is just Thompson’s version of burneko’s chili rant. Somebody must have crapped on his meatballs once for lacking authenticity. Which is dumb. All that matters is if they are delicious.

I will try the pine nuts, but I do see some irony in mixing expensive as hell, fancy pants, pine nuts (which I normally only use for Pesto) in with a huge mound of ‘garbage’ meat and bread pieces.

Every other Saturday? Food spin in back? On a regular basis?! Thank you Chris Thompson, you magnificent bastard!

Wow. It really is a huge sphincter.

I have 3 monitors. Even better, if I use my stand up workstation, I can stand up and watch the games on the big screen tv in the break room across from my office. Glass walls FTW!

I wonder how long it will take Gronk to murder Martellus...

The privilege of helping the Patriots win another fucking super bowl?

Hmmm...I seem to remember reading about this recent invention that helps protect ones’ stem and berries when playing rough sports like rugby. What was it called?

It looks like she only said yes to marrying him. There’s no evidence here that she said she’d be down with fucking him now or ever. Poor Russ’ dong will remain flaccid and unused.

Broncos fans are losing their fucking minds in the Denver post’s comments section.

Ok. Done. Now, what do I get? (I hope I get a cookie)

‘My highest aspiration in life is to be a Heel in the WWE.”?