How well did hack a Shaq work?

I went through 15 bitches once.

It means Friday's is still a fucking disgusting place to eat.

What if I discover that the goat IS my soulmate?

Don't be so sure about that normal part.

Oh the fucking vegimals. God damn them. They're turning my reads well above grade level kindergartener into someone who talks like an 18 month old with a speech impediment.

I will put a bullet in that damn cockney cat’s brain.

Remember the PUMAs?

Unless Peyton gets knocked out half way through the first quarter and Brock rides in to save the day, there isn't a chance.

Huh.

FTFY, GQ

While I appreciate the pejorative ‘shitlord’, this take is bad and you should feel bad.

2 hockey teams. The Kings and the Ducks.

Chris Kluwe’s popularity appears to be waning. Only 5 stars.

Has anyone ever asserted otherwise?

YOU CAN MASTURBATE AT THE LIBRARY?!?!?

Can king cake baby still be aborted?

Reading comprehension is not my forte.

That mistake was bad and you should feel bad.