izzat like natty ice?

All class

“I hope this team loses forever.”

Agreed.

I want some lasagna.

Yes, Broncos, help the patriots win by giving them some free first downs. Great idea!

Edit: my terrible attempt at joke was terrible.

Go watch a video of an animal being raped by a ‘human’, Sam!

First you fire Dennis, now you steal his pictures?

Buffalo dude. They get 4 feet of snow in July.

I love snow now that I left Chicago for beautiful Colorado. Snow means skiing and skiing means joy.

Wait, Mayo-boy!

Wow!

Kevin,

I dunno...who do you think I am? Jolie Kerr?!?!

According to Jolie, white vinegar is always the answer.

I approve.

Jeebus Christ, is this what Deadspin has come to?

Jim: Well, that’s what I’ve been sitting here contemplating. First, I’m going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I’m just going to walk the Earth.Vincent: What’cha mean, “walk the Earth”?Jim: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.Vincent: And how…

Yes, I did.