Scandal?

I’m an American, but where can I enlist?

This response is so Canadian it hurts.

Good point.

Canada has a defense minister?!

That's right, now give me money so I can open a cassette tape store!!

The packers ownership scheme is a scam.

Good point.

Best just to let it all blow in the wind.

Can I punch this guy in the face?

Yeah, the government just gives you all that shit, right? Right?

Denton’ed

BCO lives on at Wonkette as Off the Menu (or something like that), except totally different*

I came here for this.

Dang.

Cookie crapper is more like it.

I’m aware of this. I noted its for special cookies. The one my wife got never worked. All she got was misshapen blobs. Glad your mom’s worked. What's the secret?

Jameson will get you drunk

I'd expect a good handy as well,

My wife bought some WS cookie cutters with handles at the WS store last. I couldn’t even fight it. $2 isn’t a crazy price. Plus, they’re BIG.