That's true.

Did I say anything about molesting cows?

I call bullshit on the hot chick part. She was a pity fuck wasn't she?

I went to my aunt’s for thanksgiving. She lives on a farm.

Personally, when NFL football rolls around, I just turn the tv off and start watching porn on my ipad.

Balls.

That guy is the worst. He must be really good at sucking Denton’s dick.

Jolie?!? Wait! What?!

This is because of that Magary post after the Cards lost, isn't it Leitch?

Grew up in small towns. Lived in the burbs. Lived in the big city. Lived in the medium city.

Drunk cops with guns.

Didn’t know the Astros were still in the NL

Only once?! I find that hard to believe.

Tony Wrongo, amirite?!

Can Newton is one sexy bitch.

Is Chicken Sue related to Bobby Flay?

For a second there, I thought this was a letter to the FCC about that sleezy Elvis appearance on the Ed Sullivan show

It's like the terrorists have won already!

I only get a ration of 48 internet clicks a day!

Thank you!