Upside down star?

Can you imagine if your employer could dock your pay for a minor dress code violation?

Yet another way buffalo is stuck in the 90’s

What could be worse than his pasty white ass hanging out like a 3 year old?

Butthurt much?

I think it’s high time Eleay and Manning have a sit down, HoF QB to HoF QB and discuss the fact that Peyton is about as effect as Elway would be and that its Osweiler time.

I am a monster. I give out chocolate flavored laxatives

Tomorrow is out, but I’m pretty sure I'll be drunk on Wednesday!

I hope Arrieta gets the runs.

I only get drunk on days that end in ‘y’.

You should get new friends.

Why? That would require me to care about the cardinals.

Oh god, they’re going to worship that movie.

See?

Fuck.

Touché

I think Chase Utley is my new favorite player.

Obviously, the ticket is fake.

I’ll start rotating my phone when you start eating my ass.

My kids have never seen me or my wife naked (except for wife’s breasts at feeding time).