Wyoming is full of Anti-bearites.

I've convinced my 5 year old to hike with small bribes in the form of kit kats when he gets tired/whiny.

I didn’t read this article too closely, so I just want to ask a question.

Morbidly obese colts fan (as if there’s any other kind)?

It’s where abe’s family moved to after birthing Abe in Kentucky and before they said, let's get the fuck out of Indiana.

I’ve been to Indy.

Indiana is the butthole of America, and not in the fun salad tossing way Detroit fans are known for.

Well, they don’t have many wins.

This was a bad comment and I am ashamed.

Broncos suck.

People who get paid on the first of the month?

The third shift fry cook at my local McDonald's, who gave me food poisoning last month, is better at his job than Rovell.

Now we know why the Braves are moving to the burbs. Turner Field hates braves fans.

As they say, I came here for just this, was not disappointed.

Now I really want to see Illinois pull off the upset and show up in the Deadspin top 25.

Bringing the suck since Mike White quit.

I was actually serious.

No way!

The Illini are looking for a savior.