“The broken molar in my mouth is being held together with hope, and I haven’t had new clothes in five years. And, sure, there is that gym membership, but only because the one thing people like less than a poor person is a fat poor person.”

Agreed, and so sayeth the almight HamNo!

The way the author backtracks, overexplains and gets defensive is seriously off-putting. And getting his article posted to Jezebel? Another in a series of cheap ploys.

“It would have been more lucrative to set up a shoeshine stand.”